So, just in time for the Fourth of July holiday, I decided we need a little reminder from our favorite faily psychopath of how people come to together to form new countries/law systems based on the values they hold most dear.
Lord Voldemort Declares the Rights of Wizardkind
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evadne_noel- July 4th, 2008
accomplished
- Completed Drabbles
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- evadne_noel
- November 13th, 2007
impressed
Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:
Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) foralory_shannon.
Dinah and Vincent in the real world forfiriel44.
Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of fordiddilypuff.
Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience forladynorbert.
Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy forcapri_chan.
Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up forpith.
Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy formerveille_moi.
Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy forbergann.
Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses forbending_sickle.
Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think forrepartee.
Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision fororiginalgeek.
Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) forkhelekwen.
HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean forfrenchroast.
Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn forfairywine.
- Fanfiction: So You've Decided to Be Evil
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- evadne_noel
- August 11th, 2007
- chipper
Just to warn you, there’s death in this one. Quite a bit of it implied, but some not so implied. This one’s a little dark, folks.
Lord Voldemort Discovers He Has Accidentally Bound Himself to Harry Potter, a Ministry Official from the Department of Magical Transportation, a Handful of Muggles, and a Nearly Complete Set of Firestone Tires
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- Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
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- evadne_noel
- February 28th, 2007
exhausted
Wow, it's been about three months since I wrote anything original. I have to say that, given my state of mind since November, I'm really grateful for whatever creative spark pushed through to make this story happen.
Lord Voldemort Cannot Get a Visitor’s Pass
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- Once Upon a Freakin' Time: Director's Cut
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- evadne_noel
- February 2nd, 2007
I've been having trouble writing new stuff recently, so in order to keep from boring you to death with memes and such, I've done another Director's Cut version of an old "Once Upon a Freakin' Time" chapter.
Severus Snape Decides to Join Dumbledore
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- evadne_noel
- November 29th, 2006
- excited
So, has everyone seen the new Death Eater masks for OotP?
The Death Eaters Are Customizable
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- evadne_noel
- October 28th, 2006
- working
This is a bit of an experiment. Depending on your browser, this might look different, though I tested it on Explorer and Firefox. This is never going to show up on FF.net, for reasons that will be obvious. I hope this works out.
Harry Potter Receives a Series of Letters, Most of Which He Can’t Read
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- evadne_noel
- September 29th, 2006
blah
Happy birthday to me.
Lord Voldemort Is Another Year Older, Though Not Necessarily Another Year Wiser
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- Once Upon a Freakin' Time: Director's Cut
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- evadne_noel
- July 11th, 2006
- cheerful
As I mentioned many, many months ago, I've been planning to fix up the formatting of my older Once Upon a Freakin' Time chapters on ff.net. I'm planning on posting them here too, but for the livejournal versions, I'm adding color commentary (literally in color!). Any notes, explanations or extra jokes are added into the story in blue. I decided to start with the original chapter, Severus Snape Sells His Soul for Twenty-Five Cents. I hope you enjoy.
Severus Snape Sells His Soul For Twenty-Five Cents
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- evadne_noel
- June 25th, 2006
indifferent
Okay, so maybe this should have technically been called "The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Reception," but that didn't have the same ring.
The Death Eaters Ruin the Lestranges' Wedding
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- evadne_noel
- March 2nd, 2006
mischievous
Okay, first chapter with the new title, but not technically the first chapter of the story. Features the Slytherin Moped Gang, back together for one night only!
Lord Voldemort Insists Everyone Get Along
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- evadne_noel
- February 11th, 2006
tired
This should be eerily familiar to anyone in college or who has been to college.
Severus Snape Really Is Evil
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- Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
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- evadne_noel
- December 25th, 2005
- silly
Christmas Edition!
Severus Snape Discovers the Perils of Re-gifting
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Happy Holidays to all!
- Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
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- evadne_noel
- November 29th, 2005
- cathartic
I wrote this as sort of an exorcism. It has to do with the GoF movie. It doesn't really contain any spoilers, but it does help if you've seen the movie.
Lord Voldemort Can’t Concentrate
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- evadne_noel
- November 21st, 2005
surprised
I think there may be something wrong with me. I have not yet seen Harry Potter, and I am in no hurry to do so. For some reason, I can't work up any major interest in it. I'd rather see the Narnia movie. So, in an effort to get up my interest, I wrote this.
Lord Voldemort Does Not Understand the Black Family
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- evadne_noel
- October 31st, 2005
- giggly
- Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
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- evadne_noel
- September 8th, 2005
discontent
Back from parts unknown. Got sick. Got better. Got depressed from watching television news while sick. Still don't know where my head is at. Wrote about Voldemort, Snape and Lucius.
Lord Voldemort Does NOT Pay Retail
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- evadne_noel
- August 4th, 2005
- optimistic
This is a post-HBP fic, but it doesn't contain what I would consider massive spoilers. It does involve a specific plot point, but one that is mentioned in nearly every public review of the book. So, go forward at your own risk.
Another point is that, yes, this story does contain humor, but the first serious section is a necessary build up. You shall see.
Lord Voldemort Gets Something That Belonged to Rowena Ravenclaw
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- evadne_noel
- July 11th, 2005
- giddy
If you're wondering why there is another one of these so soon, let me just say this: Polling is one of the least interesting subjects one could hear a 2 and 1/2 hour lecture on. Especially when one has already had a Research Methods course.
I think this story might have my new favorite title. Also, it answers the eternal question: who won the Risk game?
Lord Voldemort Is Not Doing This for His Own Edification
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- Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
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- evadne_noel
- July 10th, 2005
- mellow
WARNING: If you're looking to avoid any and all speculation as to what happens in the upcoming Harry Potter book, read no further. There are no spoilers, as I myself know next to nothing about the book.
Severus Snape Is Fashionable
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