This Is Not My Life

No. Really. It's not.

Completed Drabbles
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for [info]alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for [info]firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for [info]diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for [info]ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for [info]capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for [info]pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for [info]merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for [info]bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for [info]bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for [info]repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for [info]originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for [info]khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for [info]frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for [info]fairywine.

Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
As promised (I fulfilled a promise? Go me!), here is the fanfic version of my recent encounter with a Snape. Yes, I turned the woman into a man, but all Snapes are Severus in the dark.

Severus Snape Attempts to Obtain Membership in a Prestigious Organization

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time: Director's Cut
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
I've been having trouble writing new stuff recently, so in order to keep from boring you to death with memes and such, I've done another Director's Cut version of an old "Once Upon a Freakin' Time" chapter.

Severus Snape Decides to Join Dumbledore

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time: Director's Cut
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
As I mentioned many, many months ago, I've been planning to fix up the formatting of my older Once Upon a Freakin' Time chapters on ff.net. I'm planning on posting them here too, but for the livejournal versions, I'm adding color commentary (literally in color!). Any notes, explanations or extra jokes are added into the story in blue. I decided to start with the original chapter, Severus Snape Sells His Soul for Twenty-Five Cents. I hope you enjoy.

Severus Snape Sells His Soul For Twenty-Five Cents

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Bizenghast by M. Alice Legrow
[info]evadne_noel
This should be eerily familiar to anyone in college or who has been to college.

Severus Snape Really Is Evil

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Christmas Edition!

Severus Snape Discovers the Perils of Re-gifting

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Happy Holidays to all!

Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
I think there may be something wrong with me. I have not yet seen Harry Potter, and I am in no hurry to do so. For some reason, I can't work up any major interest in it. I'd rather see the Narnia movie. So, in an effort to get up my interest, I wrote this.

Lord Voldemort Does Not Understand the Black Family

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Happy Halloween, everyone!

The Death Eaters Dig Costume Parties

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Back from parts unknown. Got sick. Got better. Got depressed from watching television news while sick. Still don't know where my head is at. Wrote about Voldemort, Snape and Lucius.

Lord Voldemort Does NOT Pay Retail

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Bizenghast by M. Alice Legrow
[info]evadne_noel
WARNING: If you're looking to avoid any and all speculation as to what happens in the upcoming Harry Potter book, read no further. There are no spoilers, as I myself know next to nothing about the book.


Severus Snape Is Fashionable

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Well, those who answered the survey asked for more vignette fanfiction, so here's a new "Once Upon a Freakin' Time." I've decided that I should start putting the title of the chapter before the lj-cut, so that people might actually have some idea what it's about. I can't believe it took me this long to figure that out. Anyway...

Lord Voldemort Builds a Better Mousetrap

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Geez, I haven't put one of these up for a long time. Anyway, I'm keeping this section short because I'm way to tired to do anything but rant.

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