evadne_noel

Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for fairywine.

Yeah, there’s no way I can talk about this movie without spoilers. This entire review is going to be cut. And just so you know, you’re probably going to see some of these jokes again. So, if you only want to do this once, you might want to wait.

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Yes, I'm shocked too.

Title: For the Honeymoon
Author: Evadne Noel
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings: Will/Elizabeth
Rating: PG for innuendo
Disclaimer: It does not belong to me, but to Disney.
Summary: You didn't expect that Captain Jack Sparrow would miss their wedding, did you? A speculative ending.

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Title: More Than Fair
Author: Evadne Noel
Fandom: Pirates of the Caribbean
Pairings: Well, that's up to you, isn't it?
Rating: G
Disclaimer: It does not belong to me, but to Disney.
Summary: Whatever else you might say about Jack, he deals fairly. A speculative ending.

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It's finally done! Hooray!

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Well, it's after 1:30 in the morning, I've had a busy week, I'm real tired, but I'm not in bed. Do you want to know why?

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BECAUSE THERE'S A LEAK IN MY FREAKIN' CEILING!

That's right, my ceiling is leaking. The front desk called the maintenance person, who took a hour getting here, who came up to my apartment and did...nothing. He said he was going upstairs to see if the apartment above me was flooding, and he would be back if he found something.

This begs the question, what if he doesn't find anything on the floor above me? Will someone come back and tell me this? Will someone tell me what I can do so that I can finally go to bed? I can't go to bed while it's still leaking; someone has to keep emptying the bowls the water is dripping into. THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, PEOPLE?

So, on calm, careful reflection, I decided to spend this time editing a Breadbox Edition. So, for your reading pleasure, here is the Pirates of the Caribbean Breadbox:

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Here's hoping my ceiling stops leaking soon so I can just go to bed. Please.