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Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for fairywine.

So, has everyone seen the new Death Eater masks for OotP?

The Death Eaters Are Customizable

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This should be eerily familiar to anyone in college or who has been to college.

Severus Snape Really Is Evil

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Happy Halloween, everyone!

The Death Eaters Dig Costume Parties

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Back from parts unknown. Got sick. Got better. Got depressed from watching television news while sick. Still don't know where my head is at. Wrote about Voldemort, Snape and Lucius.

Lord Voldemort Does NOT Pay Retail

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WARNING: If you're looking to avoid any and all speculation as to what happens in the upcoming Harry Potter book, read no further. There are no spoilers, as I myself know next to nothing about the book.


Severus Snape Is Fashionable

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Still no closer on the Sky Captain Breadbox, but I do have a brand spankin' new Once Upon a Freakin' Time! And it features Lucius! I realized the other day that all of these stories were either "Lord Voldemort did this," "The Death Eaters did that," or "Severus Snape snarks inappropriately". There were absolutely no "Lucius Malfoy does something desperately stupid" stories! So, I've rectified this with my new story:

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Geez, I haven't put one of these up for a long time. Anyway, I'm keeping this section short because I'm way to tired to do anything but rant.

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