This Is Not My Life

No. Really. It's not.

Fanfiction: So You've Decided to Be Evil
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[info]evadne_noel
So, just in time for the Fourth of July holiday, I decided we need a little reminder from our favorite faily psychopath of how people come to together to form new countries/law systems based on the values they hold most dear.


Lord Voldemort Declares the Rights of Wizardkind

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Completed Drabbles
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for [info]alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for [info]firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for [info]diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for [info]ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for [info]capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for [info]pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for [info]merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for [info]bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for [info]bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for [info]repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for [info]originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for [info]khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for [info]frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for [info]fairywine.

Book Review (really more of thoughts): Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Well, on the advice of [info]priscillapuck, I decided to go the pedantic route and take notes on my first impressions of Deathly Hallows.

Cut for spoilers, swears, length, randomness and blatant abuse of emphasis )

Movie Review: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
I think this may be my favorite of the movies because Order of the Phoenix is my least favorite book, and the movie does a good job minimizing some of the problems I had with it.

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
As promised (I fulfilled a promise? Go me!), here is the fanfic version of my recent encounter with a Snape. Yes, I turned the woman into a man, but all Snapes are Severus in the dark.

Severus Snape Attempts to Obtain Membership in a Prestigious Organization

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Wow, it's been about three months since I wrote anything original. I have to say that, given my state of mind since November, I'm really grateful for whatever creative spark pushed through to make this story happen.

Lord Voldemort Cannot Get a Visitor’s Pass

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
So, has everyone seen the new Death Eater masks for OotP?

The Death Eaters Are Customizable

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Fanfiction: So You've Decided to Be Evil
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
This is a bit of an experiment. Depending on your browser, this might look different, though I tested it on Explorer and Firefox. This is never going to show up on FF.net, for reasons that will be obvious. I hope this works out.


Harry Potter Receives a Series of Letters, Most of Which He Can’t Read

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Fanfiction: Once Upon a Freakin' Time
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Happy birthday to me.


Lord Voldemort Is Another Year Older, Though Not Necessarily Another Year Wiser

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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: Breadbox Edition
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
DOES THE HAPPY EVADNE MAMBO.

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Something resembling a movie review: Harry Potter
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
*Eva does the I Love Neville Dance*

Well, I finally saw it, and I don't know why I was so down about it before, because I think I have a new favorite in the series. It had all the beauty of the third movie without the unfortunate important plot point absences.

Cut for some spoilers )

With apologies to my Canadian friends
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Well, I guess this explains what Wormtail was doing during the fifth and sixth books.

And Pierre is the French variant for... )

I love this toy because it keeps me from packing
Bizenghast by M. Alice Legrow
[info]evadne_noel
From [info]irvys_sefie because it’s just too much fun.

1. Go to the Elouai doll maker (http://elouai.com/).
2. Make an ordinary doll of yourself and save it.
3. Take that doll and, leaving a couple things (nose, eyebrows, whatever) the same, Mary Sue yourself. Make the most blatant Mary Sue you can conceive.
4. Post "Before" and "After" in your LJ. Bonus points if your Sue has a backstory of some sort.

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Harry Potter Notes
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
I finished HBP a few days ago (yes, slow, I know), but was too busy to say anything about it. In all honesty, I don't have too much to say anyway.

Cut for the Spoilery Things )

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban: Breadbox Edition
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
This is the sixth time I've tried to put this story up. I hate lots of things (though not EVERYTHING). I think the Powers that Be do not particularly like this story. I can hardly blame them, as I this is not my favorite either. I sound so bitter. And I'm really not. Cynical and sarcastic, yes, but not bitter. Anyway, here's the last HP BBE in my set. At least I'll have the accomplishment of finally putting them all up under my belt.

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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Breadbox Edition
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
Because of a PowerPoint presentation I had to prepare, I was unable to finish the Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow Breadbox Edition for today. It will be finished soon, because I only have a few more scenes to get through, but I just didn't have time this weekend. Instead, I decided to put up the second HP BBE because it was pretty well edited beforehand. I didn't really have to edit it because I was always satisfied with this one. It's one of my favorites, probably because the movie is also one of my favorites. I hope everyone enjoys it.

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Harry Potter and the Stone of Your Choice: Breadbox Edition
Private Moon
[info]evadne_noel
I'm not even going to bother with an introduction, since no one is going to read it.

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