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So, just in time for the Fourth of July holiday, I decided we need a little reminder from our favorite faily psychopath of how people come to together to form new countries/law systems based on the values they hold most dear.


Lord Voldemort Declares the Rights of Wizardkind

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Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for frenchroast.

Lord of the Rings
Elrond considers a young Aragorn for fairywine.

Just to warn you, there’s death in this one. Quite a bit of it implied, but some not so implied. This one’s a little dark, folks.

Lord Voldemort Discovers He Has Accidentally Bound Himself to Harry Potter, a Ministry Official from the Department of Magical Transportation, a Handful of Muggles, and a Nearly Complete Set of Firestone Tires

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This is a bit of an experiment. Depending on your browser, this might look different, though I tested it on Explorer and Firefox. This is never going to show up on FF.net, for reasons that will be obvious. I hope this works out.


Harry Potter Receives a Series of Letters, Most of Which He Can’t Read

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Okay, first chapter with the new title, but not technically the first chapter of the story. Features the Slytherin Moped Gang, back together for one night only!

Lord Voldemort Insists Everyone Get Along

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I think there may be something wrong with me. I have not yet seen Harry Potter, and I am in no hurry to do so. For some reason, I can't work up any major interest in it. I'd rather see the Narnia movie. So, in an effort to get up my interest, I wrote this.

Lord Voldemort Does Not Understand the Black Family

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If you're wondering why there is another one of these so soon, let me just say this: Polling is one of the least interesting subjects one could hear a 2 and 1/2 hour lecture on. Especially when one has already had a Research Methods course.

I think this story might have my new favorite title. Also, it answers the eternal question: who won the Risk game?

Lord Voldemort Is Not Doing This for His Own Edification

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Ceiling Update: Well, it's not leaking anymore. I actually have no idea what happened because no one tells me anything, but at least there's not water all over my bathroom floor anymore. I cleaned up my bathroom today (I took care of the water yesterday, 'cause, duh, not going to let it sit), so I feel I did something useful...which would be the only useful thing I did today, as I did not write my speech, nor did I start article critiques. Whoops.

Seeing as it took until 3:00 a.m. for anyone to tell me that there was nothing more I could do, and I might as well go to bed, here's a fanfic I wrote. It kind of reminds me of Once Upon a Freakin' Time fics I wrote a while back. You know, stupid and incoherent.

Oh, wait. They're still that.

But if this one seems more so, it's because it was written in the early hours of the morning, and I was not at my best:


Lord Voldemort Loses It. Totally. Like, More Than Usual.


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