This Is Not My Life

Whew! I finally completed all the requests made way back when. Turns out that, while I'm not good at writing long fics, I'm not that great at writing short ones either. These fourteen ficlets altogether are the second longest thing I've written (after my Bizenghast fic from last year)! Which is sort of depressing. Regardless, here they are by fandom:

Bizenghast
Dinah, Vincent and Edaniel take on the prompt of An Ill Omen (fortune teller; fate) for

alory_shannon.

Dinah and Vincent in the real world for

firiel44.

Bizenghast/HP
Dinah and the Bizengang enter the world of Harry Potter...sort of for

diddilypuff.

Harry Potter
Snape tests Lucius's knowledge, and Lucius tests Snape's patience for

ladynorbert.

Dumbledore responds to a recent controversy for

capri_chan.

Bellatrix is seriously eff-ed up for

pith.

Harry/Merak versus Narcissa Malfoy for

merveille_moi.

Harry/Merak versus Lucius Malfoy for

bergann.

Voldemort takes on some bloody seahorses for

bending_sickle.

Aberforth practices some inappropriate charms on goats, and it's not nearly as funny as you might think for

repartee.

Voldemort makes an unusual fashion decision for

originalgeek.

Draco mulls over his receding hairline, his mother and Harry Potter (and for some reason I want to write Harry/Narcissa now) for

khelekwen.

HP/PotC/LotR
Voldemort and Sauron take on an upstart villain from Pirates of the Caribbean for